Obama's ambitious health care plan for America was finally revealed this week. The commander in chief (or is it now the commander in health care service announcements), guilted us all into doing what most mothers taught us years ago: Wash your hands. Let's analyze this brilliant plan!
1. Everybody wash your hands!!!
2. If anyone forgets to wash their hands, cancel everything and have Obama deliver another health care announcement!!!
3. Wait until a major flu epidemic, then hire a Secretary of Public Health! (Sebelius ((sounds like a flu strain to me)) sworn in just this week). Did they check if she paid her taxes?
4. If everyone washes their hands, illnesses will decrease, thus the need for a real comprehensive health care reform is irrelevant. Costs go down, need for care reduced.
5. Call France, Canada, UK find out how well their socialist medicial care is going. Kidney transplant anyone?
6. Why didn't Hillary think of this first?
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